Ow baby we were making straight A's
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
Don’t take much to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnotisized
And then that magic man, he come to town
Whoo wee!
He done spun my head around
He said recess is in session
Two and two make five
And now baby, oh, I’m alive
Oh yeah!
Oh I’m alive

(Refrão)
Cause if you wanna be the teacher's best
Well baby you just better forget
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

Oh you know I was on an honor roll
Got good grades and got no soul
Raised my hand before I could speak my mind
I been biting my tongue too many times
And then that magic man said to obey, huh-huh
Do what magic man do, not what magic man say
Now can I please have the attention of the class
Today's assignment... a hem... kick some ass!

(Refrão x 2)

This is my final exam
Now you all know who I am
I might not be that perfect son
But you'll be rockin' when I'm done